In what might be the boldest coaching decision in the history of sports—or at least the most confusing—Edmonton Oilers Head Coach Kris Knoblauch shocked fans, analysts, and even his own players today when he proudly announced that superstar center Connor McDavid would now be serving as the team’s new quarterback.
Yes, you read that right. Quarterback.
The announcement was made during a press conference earlier today, as Knoblauch stood confidently at the podium, smiling ear-to-ear.
“This is the best news we could hope for,” Knoblauch beamed. “Connor’s leadership, speed, and vision make him the perfect fit. Frankly, we don’t know why we didn’t do this sooner.”
Quarterback… in Hockey?
Traditionally, the term “quarterback” is reserved for American football—a sport known for its pigskin ball, touchdowns, and Sunday snacks—not for a high-speed, puck-slinging game played on ice. But Coach Knoblauch insists the term is being redefined.
“Why limit greatness to labels?” he asked rhetorically. “We’re creating a new hybrid position. Think of it as a metaphorical quarterback. He’ll still play center, but we’re calling it quarterback now. It just sounds cooler.”
McDavid Responds with Characteristic Grace
When asked about his new title, Connor McDavid, ever the professional, took it in stride.
“At first I thought it was a joke,” McDavid said. “Then I realized Coach was serious, so I just nodded and went back to practice. As long as I can keep scoring and helping the team win, they can call me the goalie for all I care.”
Fans reacted quickly, with #QB97 trending on social media within minutes. One fan tweeted:
“Connor McDavid is now a quarterback? Does that mean he gets to throw the puck now?”
Another added:
“Can’t wait for him to spike the puck in the net after a goal. Let’s go, Oilers!”
What’s Next?
Speculation now swirls about whether the Oilers plan to rename other traditional hockey roles. Rumors suggest Leon Draisaitl may soon be referred to as the “running back” of the power play, while the team’s goalie could simply be called “the net wizard.”
NHL officials have yet to comment, though insiders say they’re “monitoring the situation with a mix of concern and amusement.”
Regardless of what you call him, one thing remains clear: Connor McDavid continues to lead the Oilers in every possible way—now with an even fancier title.
And in Edmonton, that’s the best news they could hope for.
